Theme music and transitions from 'Gluten!' Stephen Kaliski's jubilantly foul, gently futuristic 'Gluten!' follows newlyweds Copious Fairchild and Hibiscus Van der Waal as they do everything they can to conceive a child. They move into a new abode. They see the best doctors. They even try sex the new way, but to no avail! When Copious' estranged mother pays a visit with a radically new-age proposition, the couple is forced to confront all the demonic glutens they've tried so hard to eliminate. Written by Stephen Kaliski; Directed by Steve Kaliski & Amanda Holston; Sound Design and Original Music by Matt Sherwin; Produced by 59e59 Theatres.